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Wife #1: My husband could tell you were pregnant before you announced it. He saw you singing on stage and said, "She's pregnant. I can tell because her face is glowing."
Me: That's cool.
Husband #1: I could tell because your boobs are bigger.
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Wife #2: My husband could tell you were pregnant weeks ago. He said it was because you were smiling so much.
Me: Nice!
Husband #2: It was because your face is fatter.
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Wife #3: My husba-
Me: Bug off.
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HAHAHA! This is just about the funniest screen play I've seen! You are genius!
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