In an effort to think positively, I'm considering some of the horrible symptoms of pregnancy that don't exist.
1. Instead of just feeling and seeing babies move in utero, what if you could hear them? So you're sitting there in church while everbody's contemplating communion in silence, and suddenly your uterus starts growling. Except, because it's bigger than your stomach it sounds like Louis Armstrong.
2. Pregnancy could make your ears hairy, but it doesn't.
That's as far as I've gotten on my list, but it gets me through my toilet-hugging day. Feel free to add more for me to hold onto.
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